Chriton Seward

From Twitter 11-26-2009

: chriton_seward; November 27th, 2:00

08:00:28: Can't wait for Dec 21st, when the nights start getting shorter again.
12:09:21: In the immortal words of the Roadrunner; "Beep, Beep."
14:09:49: Why does time move more swiftly when i'm on a break. I hate temporal anomalies :o(
15:04:02: Just seen the Muppet's doing a cover of Bohemian Rhapsody on Youtube. ROTFLMAO... :o)

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From Twitter 11-25-2009

: chriton_seward; November 26th, 2:00

18:17:07: Crossword help needed. 1 Across; Programming language - named choice (anag)(7,4)

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From Twitter 11-24-2009

: chriton_seward; November 25th, 2:00

11:09:44: #haiku : Watching @big_ben_clock, Sun at it's meridian, when the clock bongs twelve.
18:17:11: Too many people on the bus; feeling very claustraphobic. I hate rush-hour. :o(
22:37:00: Not sure weather to believe this http://bit.ly/71PbYv , it is the Daily Mail after all. :o/

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From Twitter 11-23-2009

: chriton_seward; November 24th, 2:00

09:22:31: I don't care how much work there is, i am bunking off at lunchtime to go to the pub, then home to change, then Lodge tonight. :o)
13:17:15: Scowling at a toddler on the bus, 'cause the little bugger kicked me. I so wanted to kick him back.
13:18:45: Parent of afore mentioned toddler too busy on mobile phone to pay attention to her brat.
16:19:37: 4th Monday = Lodge Night. Nothing for a humble SD to do, so sit back and relax and hope the Masters Gavel stays silent-ish. :o)

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From Twitter 11-22-2009

: chriton_seward; November 23rd, 2:00

00:05:29: Mmmmmmmmm... Beer...
11:51:58: Yummy, left over Pizza and cold coffee for breakfast (both of which i like). :o)
22:43:08: Half time in the Quiz and we've dropped 7 points. It's been tough, so we could still win.
23:57:55: Alas, someone beat 'Off in Public'. 3rd place this week. :o(

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From Twitter 11-21-2009

: chriton_seward; November 22nd, 2:00

14:20:40: The joys a Christmas and the German market heads into town selling crap you would never dream of buying any other time of the year. :o/
14:21:30: Only good thing is they sell nice Giant sized Pretzels
19:13:53: Home alone, Pizza ordered, and Scotland are drawing 3-3 with Australia at the moment. This could turn into a great Saturday night. :o)
19:22:33: Beer, Pizza and Rugger on the Tele. God must like me.
19:34:04: Scotland 6 - 3 Australia. Please Ref, blow the final whistle 20 minutes early.
20:00:04: Scotland 9 - 3 Australia. BLOW THE FINAL WHISTLE...
20:05:53: Lets hope Australia kicks like a bunch of School girls.
22:28:02: RT @theriotfairy: Team "gay sparkley vampires are shit"! (could not have said it better myself)

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From Twitter 11-20-2009

: chriton_seward; November 21st, 2:00

12:20:48: For the first time since returning from my holiday, my inbox in down to just single figures. **does the Snoopy happy dance**
16:46:52: 15 minutes, and the weekend starts... :o)
19:28:41: RT @theriotfairy: if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby (via @TFLN)

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From Twitter 11-19-2009

: chriton_seward; November 20th, 2:00

09:04:16: Red sky at night, Shepherds delight. Red sky in the morning, East Birmingham's on fire!!!
11:39:32: Why are roasted/unsalted Cashew nuts so nice?
15:36:13: I need an alibi for when my boss has an 'Accident'; any offers???
19:03:15: #haiku : Heavy rain coming, but water doesn't scare me; i'm amphibious... :o)
20:32:36: Flippin' eck, middle of Nov and i can walk the doggies without a coat. :o)

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From Twitter 11-18-2009

: chriton_seward; November 19th, 2:00

11:48:57: The boss is in Deutchland today, so nice and quiet in office. :o)
13:10:20: Why did evil people have to put a tin of Chocs on my desk??? Must resist the urge......
14:10:42: #haiku : Room full of people, but i sit here by myself, happy in my thoughts.
15:31:15: Alas, i have succumbed to the evil chocolate gnomes (so much for trying to lose weight). I will be stronger tomorrow.

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From Twitter 11-17-2009

: chriton_seward; November 18th, 2:00

08:11:27: Why is Bohemian Rhapsody the greatest song ever? Why do i enjoy it so much???
11:26:24: RT @TimesTech : The IT crowd is the unfit crowd http://cli.gs/NnraP : Love the sarcasm. :o)
12:15:19: I love international Telephone conferences; especially when it's the IT boffins in Germany getting grief, and not I. :o)
18:37:03: Really nice lass on the checkout in the supermarket. I'll have to go in more often. :o)
22:17:19: Did you know; the most stable metal is an alloy of 90% Platinum and 10% Iridium. Weird, but true.

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From Twitter 11-16-2009

: chriton_seward; November 17th, 2:00

09:19:11: I need a new coat, i've arrived at work and my clothes are sodden. :o(
12:22:42: 22 degrees C in the office and people are sat in here with their coats on. Yet they call me a freak because i'm warm!!! :o/
14:35:07: I have a colleague who doesn't know the difference between ONE week and TWO weeks. Two weeks ago, i was in Florida, not at my desk!!! :o/
16:42:08: Just been called disgusting as i'm cleaning the ear wax off my hearing aids at my desk. :o)
19:32:11: I love the smell of fried red onions. :o)
21:52:02: Yikes, i can't find my copy of the Sleepwalkers; just when i need a fix of Cosmology.

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From Twitter 11-15-2009

: chriton_seward; November 16th, 2:00

17:22:09: http://twitpic.com/pn0q0 - "In Brightest day, in Blackest night..." I am the ultimate Lantern. :o)
21:05:52: OMFG, Dr Who was awesome. (preview for x-mas special looks awesome too)
21:38:44: There is a bloke in the Pub who looks like the Kurgan off the film Highlander.
22:45:19: Halfway stage in the pub quiz and 'Off in public' are leading by three points. :o)
23:32:01: Full points in the last three rounds. There is no way we can of lost. :o)
23:52:56: You can't beat 'Off in Public'. We win again. :o)

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From Twitter 11-14-2009

: chriton_seward; November 15th, 2:00

09:50:01: Monteray Jack is no good for Cheese on toast. I'll stick to using Double Glouster in future.
13:38:40: Trousers lose, even had to take my belt in one hole. Must make an effort to lose more.
15:25:25: Sat ready to watch the Scotland vs. Fiji rugger game. COME ON SCOTLAND. :o)
15:34:15: Wish i were at Murayfield in my Kilt (freezing arse off on those plastic seats) cheering for Scotland.
15:39:58: Just realised it's been 12 months since i last watched a rugger game at Murrayfield (losing to the All Blacks).
15:52:36: TRY for Scotland by Jonnie Beatie YAH... :o)
16:37:33: Scotland 23 - 7 Fiji. Please don't do something silly Scotland.
17:12:06: Final Score; Scotland 23 - 10 Fiji. Good win.

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From Twitter 11-13-2009

: chriton_seward; November 14th, 2:00

09:47:18: Despite it been a hectic week, and there is loads i haven't done. I'm actually feeling rather relaxed, but then it is Friday. :o)
16:10:57: Less than a hour before a weekend of freedom (nothing but eat drink & make merry). Glad i've ended week in a better mood than i stated with.
17:37:37: The joys sitting in traffic during friday night rush hour :o/
17:39:06: Why does rush hour, always last for more than an hour??? One of those oxymorons in life.
19:10:22: How come NASA has a better aim than the US AirForce??? http://bit.ly/2BHGOJ
20:28:17: To call the weather inclement, is something of an understatement, but Angus has been walked and is something of a soggy doggy.

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From Twitter 11-12-2009

: chriton_seward; November 13th, 2:00

12:26:09: Despite my desire to hit my boss this morning. I've decided it's not a good idea give the state of the job market at present.
14:11:34: In the immortal words of a wise philosopher, "What's up Doc?"
16:54:22: Dressed in best Mourning suit, as i'm off to a Masonic meeting, no speaking part, i just get to sit there and do nothing :o)

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From Twitter 11-11-2009

: chriton_seward; November 12th, 2:00

08:12:21: I hate it when i'm within 50yards of a Bus stop, and a bus goes past (15 min until the next one) :o/
12:05:08: The 11th Hour, of the 11th Day, of the 11th Month in 1918, the guns across Europe fell silent, and the war to end all wars ended.
12:57:07: #haiku #autumn : Golden brown they fly, caught upon the blowing wind, landing on the pond.
13:13:03: #haiku #autumn : Through the bare branches, a blue tit happily flys, until winter comes.
17:59:46: Why rush for a crowded bus, when an empty one is due a minute later? :o/
18:03:22: Why when it's cold, do busses crank their heating up, knowing people will be wearing heavy coats???
23:28:31: The theme to Inspector Gadget, and "the Hall of the Mountain king" sound too alike. :o/

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From Twitter 11-10-2009

: chriton_seward; November 11th, 2:00

09:23:30: "It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips, you bend your knees in tight..."
10:09:24: I only have one pair of hands... I am not a f**king multi-tasking octopus. :o(
10:17:36: Why does a bloody sales rep think work for them is more important than me compiling a report for Corporate management???
12:07:21: One telephone meeting, across four continents, and the manufacturing lab (India) decide not to turn up. I hope someone kicks their arses.
13:19:33: Mmmmm... A nice vegetable pakora sandwich for lunch. :o)
16:00:55: Need lots of chocolate to boast my serotonin levels as am feeling rather angry with some humans best described as f**king Muppets. :o|
17:11:13: FREEDOM... Untill tomorrow... :o(
17:12:59: #Note_to_self : turn down volume before starting MP3, so you don't blow your bloody ears off.
19:05:30: I love the idea of been able to capture a fart as a inferred image http://bit.ly/1Qr1iC :o)
20:17:36: Spending the evening catching up on #StarGate:Universe . Still not sure about this series.

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From Twitter 11-09-2009

: chriton_seward; November 10th, 2:00

10:21:41: ARRRGGGGHHHHH.... The crap that's been left on my desk for me.
11:42:03: My boss now has three days holiday so he doesn't have to face my wrath, he thinks i'll of simmered down by Thursday.
16:58:42: 3 minutes and i can get the hell out of here. First day back in the office only made bearable by the fact my "superior" (oxymoron), is off.
23:37:07: There is a damn cat meowing under my window (where's a water pistol when you need one???). :o/

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From Twitter 11-08-2009

: chriton_seward; November 9th, 2:00

00:43:20: In the Pub with a Vicar who is preaching on the evil of drink tomorrow. He's getting first hand experience!!!
02:46:13: V for Vendetta, is such a fantastic film. I should watch it more often.
12:01:38: #Rememberance_Sunday. We will remember those who gave their lives so we might live free.
22:03:42: Really don't want to go into work, dredding the mess people will have made of my reports. :o/

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From Twitter 11-07-2009

: chriton_seward; November 8th, 2:00

11:29:39: Stright 15 hours sleep. Ready for what Europe can throw at me. :o)
12:27:01: Back in a UK Starbucks with pal Andy filling him in on my American sojourn.
13:58:57: I have been issued with a Yellow Lantern ring, I will NOT install great fear in anyone (well maybe not)!!!
14:14:26: Watching a Lego version of the Village People is quite scary.
17:25:12: Well, New York maybe insane, but Birmingham is just plain rude. Why the F**k did i come back???
18:29:12: http://twitpic.com/omq8g - yours truly with @DaynaR

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